what happened to old zealand
what about old jersey
dont forget old york
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how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
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casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode
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ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
So much of this.
An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”
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“What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP.”
– (via running-in-a-storm
*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*
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The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek
Papa bear on the rebound though
Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office.
How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?
reblogging for the A+ comment